It always baffles me when people ask to hold Rylie and then immediately smell her and tell me how they love the smell of babies. In no way does Rylie have that new car smell. In fact she rarely smells good, maybe 1 hour every other day after a bath.
On a typical day Rylie will smell like a combination of sour cream and dirty wash rag. I’m constantly sopping formula up from under her neck and still it turns into stinky cheese. EW. And that mouth of hers never stops drooling. There is a constant flow of water, so much that we could probably replenish Arizona’s water supply.
And oh the farts and the poops. We won’t even go there!
I love my baby like whoa, but I’m going to need to buy this kid some perfume.
But boy, she sure is cute!
